Sitting at home on my computer...
mom: why don't you ever go hang out with your
friends or have them come over?
me: i didn't know i could.
mom: of course you can!
A couple days later...
me: can someone sleep ov-
mom: OMFG NO YOU SPOILED BRAT. I WORK ALL DAY AND
YOU THINK YOU SHOULD GET TO HAVE FRIENDS OVER YOU LAZY A/S
B/TCH.
