*Last night*
Me: *Creepin around about to sneakout*
Me: Shh be extra sneaky
Me: *Gets to stairs*
Me: *Trips and falls down stairs making the loudest noise
ever*
Me: Crap.
Mom: *Comes out and stares at me*
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom: Hahahaha, that was pityful. Go back to your computer.
