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A Pirate Walks Into The Bar
The Bar Tender Asks
"Whats With The Steering Wheel In Your Pants"
The Pirate Says
ARR!! It's Driving Me Nuts @@@@2"2
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7 faves · 5 comments · Jul 16, 2012 6:27am

AimeeManley

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AimeeManley


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ShannonRene · 1 decade ago
A pirate walks into the bar
The bartender asks:
"What's with the steering wheel in your pants?"
The pirate says:
"Arr! It's driving me nuts."

Verse 1:

Now I've been riding across the seven seas
Looking for a girl from another fantasy
I keep a big ship
They call me Captain Kid
I got the eye patch, tri-hat
Rollin' like a pirate
Shiver my timbers
you till you're limber
Reaky teaky till you get leaky
Like Run DMC it's tricky
So animated might as well call me Mickey
Pedal to the medal
Red eyes like a devil
Raise the white flag
Can't reach my level
Like Arr! Arr!
Flow sick like SARS!
X X X till I hit your mark
Ahoy! Ahoy!
I put the happy to the joy
with me
And I'll play you like a GameBoy
Ninja, skin ya
Throw you in a blender
Chop chop chop
I'm a mother ' pirate!

Chorus:

Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle rum we go (Arr! )
It's my duty
To please that booty
Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle rum we go (Arr! )
It's my duty
To please that booty (Yo, ho! )
Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle rum we go (Yo, ho! )
It's my duty
To please that booty (Yo, ho! )
Yo Ho Ho
It's a pirate's life for me
It's a pirate's life for me

Verse 2:
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/b/blood_on_the_dance_floor/yo_ho.html ]
Yo, ho
Sorry , I wasn't callin' your name (Okay)
We be burnin' so hot (Right?)
You can't even capture the flame (Uh-huh)
Street rat, hood rat?
Freak with tats and spoiled brat?
No wait, guess again
A mother ' pirate
I'm over you like I just dunk (Yeah! )
Battle ship you just got sunk (Oh! )
Boy you think you can handle this?
Is your port hole big enough for my ship?
It's not the motion of the ocean
And size is a thing
'Cause we ain't getting nowhere
With these water wings
I used to be ballin'
Now I'm just straight dunkin'
Gold stars for my rhymes
I got all the boys suckin'
Jealous start hatin'
'Cause it's not them that we '
That game you claim you play
Is the game that I'm runnin'

Chorus:

Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle rum we go (Arr! )
It's my duty
To please that booty
Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle rum we go (Arr! )
It's my duty
To please that booty (Yo, ho! )
Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle rum we go (Yo, ho! )
It's my duty
To please that booty (Yo, ho! )
Yo Ho Ho
It's a pirate's life for me
It's a pirate's life for me

Bridge:

Now and then we had a hope
That if we lived and were good
God would permit us to be pirates
(Yo ho ho it's a pirate's life for me)
(Yo ho ho it's a pirate's life for me)
FIRE!

Chorus:

Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle rum we go (Arr! )
It's my duty
To please that booty
Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle rum we go (Arr! )
It's my duty
To please that booty (Yo, ho! )
Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle rum we go (Yo, ho! )
It's my duty
To please that booty (Yo, ho! )
Yo Ho Ho
It's a pirate's life for me
It's a pirate's life for me

Outro:

(Yo Ho Ho it's a pirate's life for me)
(Yo Ho Ho it's a pirate's life for me)

(I'm a pirate, ! )

I just love this song cx
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rawrimakitty · 1 decade ago
aimee is this about u lol jokes x
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zoiiXx · 1 decade ago
lol

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live4anewlife · 1 decade ago
I like this song
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iCreateFormatsYouUse · 1 decade ago
request formats on my page(:
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