Wanna hear a joke?
So 3 friends are sitting at a bar just talking when one of them says,
Guy 1: "I have really small hands...?"
Guy 2: "That's wierd. I have really small feet!"
Guy 3: "I have a small p*nis..."
Guy 2: "We should all go and see if we can get into the Genius Book Of World Records!"
So they all went into some building to see if they could get into the book. Guy 1 walks out and says,
Guy 1: "Yay, I got the world record for the smallest hands!"
Guy 2 walks out and yells,
Guy 2: "Woo-hoo! I got a world record too, for the smallest feet!"
Guy 3 walks out very angry.
Guy 1: "We got world records! Why are you so mad?"
Guy 3: "WHO THE F*CK IS JUSTIN BIEBER?!"