Dad: This cake is really good, dad.
Grandpa: Thanks. Now imagine making cake
for three companies, like I had to back when I was in the
army.
Dad: Well, how many people are in a company?
Grandpa: One hundred people per company.
Dad: I can't imagine making cake for
three hundred people.
Grandpa: What? Where did you get
three hundred?
Dad: You just said three hundred.
Grandpa: No I didn't.
Dad:Yes, yes, you did.
Grandpa: I never said that. You would
look good with two earrings in your ears, so that way maybe
you could hear.
Dad: You'd look good with two hearing aids
so maybe YOU could hear.
Grandpa:
Dad:
Grandpa:
Dad:
Grandpa: Speak up son, I can't hear you.
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