There once was a boy named harry
Destined to be a star
His parents were killed by Voldemort
Who gave him a lightning scar.
 
YO' HARRY YOU'RE A WIZARD
 
Harry goes to hogwarts
He meets Ron and Hermione
McGonagle requires that he play for Gyffindor
Draco is a daddy's boy
Quirrel becomes unemployed
The sorcerers stone is destroyed by Dumbledore
 
Ron breaks his wand
Now Ginny's gone and Harry's in mortal danger
Tom Riddle hides his snake inside
his gianormous secret chamber
 
Harry blows up Aunt Marge
The dementors come and take charge
Lupin is a wolf 
A rats a man
And now the prisoner is at large
They use time travel to save the prisoner of azkaban
Who just so happens to be Harrys godfather
I dont really get it either
 
Harry gets put in the tri-wizard tournament
With dragons and mermaids
OH NO
Edward Cullen gets slayed
He's back
 
Harry, Harry its getting scary
Voldemorts back
You're a revolutionary Harry
Dumbledore,Dumbledore
why is he ignoring your
constant attempts to contact him
He is forced to leave the school
Umbridge arrives
Draco's a tool
Kids break into the ministry
Sirius Black is dead as can be oh...
 
Split your soul
seven parts of a whole
They're horcruxes
Its Dumbledores end
 
Their once was a boy named harry
Who constantly conqured death
But in one final duel between 
good and bad
He may take his final breath
 
not my own creation