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Dear Directioners...
Harry Styles: Single. Lead singer. Curly hair. Perverted, funny. Got the most solo time on the last album. Likes cats. Has 4 nipples. Has sister(s)
Louis Tomlinson: Funny. Video Diaries. 'NO! Jimmy protested!' Pretty popular among people. Has a girlfriend. LOVES carrots. Dating Elenor. Bullied as a kid so Kevin the Pigeon was actually his imaginary friend. Has only sister(s)
Liam Payne: afriad of spoons, dislikes pineapples, 'father' of the group(daddy direction), most patient one, generally liked by people. Dating Danielle. Has only female siblings
Zayn Malik: Loves mirrors,  likes his appearance, always tweets inspirational crap, family member died recently, smokes, has only female siblings.
Niall Horan: Not loved by all 'directioners' but supported by many, insulted by some girls & cried about it, is irish, has one brother, only non-british member of the band, gets the least solo time, LNS campaign, is referred to as a leprechaun, is not naturally blonde, often mistaken as the youngest in the group, LLN, loves food(especially Nandos), Xfactor wanted to put him on a diet.
Other names: Danielle, Elanor, Paul, Kevin the pigeon.
Songs: WMYB, Gotta Be You, One Thing, More Than This, Up All Night, I Wish, I want, Taken, Everything About You, Tell Me A Lie, Taken, Same Mistakes, Save You Tonight, Stole My Heart, Stand Up, Moments, Should've Kissed You, Forever Young, and more.
Came in third in British X-factor but became more popular than any others in the competition.



Alright, CAN WE STOP NOW???

(most of these aren't by me)
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Dear Directioners... Harry Styles: Single. Lead singer. Curly

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