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There's a delicious dinner surprise waiting for you in the kitchen!
Love, Mom
I hope its your shaved puussy!

 

Oh my god, i'm so sorry ..  stupid autocorrect! I meant shaved pork, SHAVED PORK!!

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There's a delicious dinner surprise waiting for you in the

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