[Impossibilities]
You can't count your hair.
You can't wash your eyes with soap.
You can't breath with you tongue out.
Put yout tongue back in you fool!

10 things I know about YOU...
 1) you are reading this.
2) You are human.
3)You can't say the letter 'P' without seperating your lips.
4) You just attempted to do it.
6) You are laughing at yourself.
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8) You just checked to see if there is a number five.
P) <--- You read that as 9.
1o) You enjoyed this quote. :)