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Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving.

Cop: Sir have you been drinking?

Man: No.

Cop: Papers.

Man: Scissors, I win!
 
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Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have

1 faves · Jun 15, 2012 3:50pm

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