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In The Shower:

Shampoo: Let me get in your eyes so you can't see anything.
Conditioner: Let me get in your ears so you get annoyed with the feeling.
Soap: Let me get in your mouth so all you taste is crap.
Shaver: Let me cut you and make you bleed.

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In The Shower: Shampoo: Let me get in your eyes so you can't

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In The Shower: Shampoo: Let me get in your eyes so you can't

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