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Dear, all you chairs, tables, walls and floors

Right, I've had it with you all trying to embarrass me infront of everyone. I'm fed up with you bullying me all the time. Tripping me over, bumping into me and moving to trick me into falling. I'm done!


Sincerely, Charlie- possibly the clumsiest thing to have ever stumbled across witty.
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