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Me : I never get along with girls... why is that?!

Mom : you were always a Tomboy

Me : No I wasn't...

Mom : ...

Me : I played with dolls...

Mom : ....

Me : ....BARBIE DOLLS

Mom : Honey, you taped guns to their legs.. and pretended they were secret agents

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Me : I never get along with girls... why is that?! Mom : you

254 faves · 8 comments · Jun 13, 2012 11:29am

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megealdorfordxoxo happy witty anniversary! · 1 decade ago
i did the same thing same convo with mom too secret agents are much more fun that barbie dolls!!!
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Rach_K · 1 decade ago
WAIT!...... you weren't meant to do that? :O.... none ever told me... -_- I even did the mission impossible music
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HateGrenade · 1 decade ago
I would try to give mine mohawks, or make them girl skate boarders..
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Harley91594 · 1 decade ago
I used to make Ken dance on his head until his head fell off. I hated him but my mom says I wasn't allowed to kill him, so I made him dance until his head fell off. Then I put white tape on my Barbie's legs and told my mom I couldn't play with them anymore because they had broken legs and couldn't dance.
Yes, I hated my dolls and purposely disabled them.
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mkeys · 1 decade ago
i love you man. lol
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KWcat · 1 decade ago
lol
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YoureBeautifulXo · 1 decade ago
is it weird if i have more guy friends then girl friends cuz me and my guy friends used to pull off the barbie dolls and polly pockets heads and pretend that we cut them off our selves. is that the same
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asianninjanerdsrule · 1 decade ago
my little sister and i would rip their heads off and throw them at each other in "barbie fights"......is that the same thing? T_T i think that's just mentally deranged......
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