Mike: Can I watch TV?
Mrs. Teavee: Of course darling!

Me: Can I watch TV?
Parents: NO! Go do your homework!

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Veruca: I want an oompa loompa!
Mr. Salt: You can have 20 sweetheart!

Me: I want a sticker.
Parents: NO! Why are you sooo greedy?!

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Violet: Can I have more gum?
Mr. Beauregarde: As much as you want!

Me: Can I have gum?
Parents: NO! It'll ruin your braces!

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Augustus: Can I have more chocolate bars?
Mrs. Gloop: As many as you can eat honey!

Me: Can I have a chocolate bar?
Parents: NO! They're unhealthy!

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Charlie: Can I become the owner of Mr.Wonka's chocolate factory?
Bucket Family: Oh how exciting! Of course!

Me: Can I become the owner of Mr.Wonka's chocolate factory?
My family: WTF ARE YOU SMOKING?!