A group of psychiatrists
were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and
walked out together. One said to the other three, "People are
always coming to us
with their guilt and fears, but we have no one that we can go
to when we have
problems." The others agreed.
Then one said,
"Since we are all
professionals, why don't we take some time right now to hear
each other out?"
The other three
agreed.
The first then
confessed, "I have an uncontrollable
desire to kill my patients."
The second
psychiatrist said, "I love
expensive things and so I find ways to cheat my patients out of
their money whenever
I can so I can buy the things I want."
The third
followed with, "I'm
involved with selling drugs and often get my patients to sell
them for
me."
The fourth
psychiatrist then confessed, "I know I'm not
supposed to, but no
matter how hard I try, I can't keep a
secret..."
(*Depending on good or bad feedback on the first few, I'll
see wether I should continue or not.*)
