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Today.....
a cute guy asked me if i still liked my ex..
the deuschbag one.
i said "of course not."
he said "i think you still do"
i said "why would you think that?"
he said "because you smiled when i said his name"
i said "yeah because i thought of how funny it would be to smash his face with a shovel"
he said "i'll deck him in the jaw after you do that"
i like this guy.

 

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Today..... a cute guy asked me if i still liked my ex.. the deuschbag

737 faves · 9 comments · May 21, 2012 3:08pm

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mamaknickers · 1 decade ago
thanks!
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wittyness · 1 decade ago
deuschbag?
...
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FollowUrDreams* · 1 decade ago
aw thats cute :)
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mamaknickers · 1 decade ago
haha! i laughed for a LONG time.
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izameow11 · 1 decade ago
i think this guy likes you... ;)
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soccerxXxbabii · 1 decade ago
i love this! lol cant stop laughing
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①ⒹⒻⒶⓃ ⒾⓈ ⓂⓎ ⒷⒻⒻ❣ღ* · 1 decade ago
lol.
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legit7 · 1 decade ago
Hahahaahahahahaa
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ThatsSoMeee · 1 decade ago

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