Witty Profiles
*Talking to a
girl*
Girl: I like One Direction
now
me: *trots over to nearest brick wall, hammers
one out, throws at girl’s face*
Girl: I love Lewis horan
Me: *Goes over to Tesco, grabs a can of beans,
comes back, throws it at the girls face*
Girl: Zain is sexy
Me:*gets on a plane, gets overweight person from
America, flies back, puts overweight person on girl’s
face*
Girl: I like The Wanted
now
Me: Hi
(OneDirection)
655 faves · 38 comments · May 21, 2012 1:36pm
WildChild443
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1 decade ago
I love the overweight person from America thing lol (: I'm glad they don't ALL take it personally :)
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伤*
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1 decade ago
Please don't take the american thing the wrong way,
its a joke i do between my friend
who is AMERICAN
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lovesong_xx
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1 decade ago
ny-uhl , lew-ey, harry, zayn, liam
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UNICORNxFLOWER
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1 decade ago
Apparently Zayn's name is actually meant to be spelled Zain but he just spells it Zayn to be more orginal...
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RagzluvsSiva
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1 decade ago
I LOVE THE WANTED
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NiallHoransGF
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1 decade ago
Lewis Horan 0.o
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nefeli
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1 decade ago
can anybody tell me how their names are pronnounced?
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LoveHungerGames
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1 decade ago
did you mean to spell zayn wrong? or was it part of it? :3
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emma21
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1 decade ago
the joke is americans are fat... i'm from america and i don't really give a frick. there are a ton of fat people here 0___0
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EggyBub412
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1 decade ago
God u americans need to chill, it was a joke. OneDirection, dw about them haters. Haters gon' hate, potatoes gon' potate :)
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Superman5o5
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1 decade ago
The American part is just a joke. Chill, guys -____-
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directionerrr
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1 decade ago
WHY ARE US DIRECTIONERS ALWAYS FIGHTING OMG THERE ARE GUNNA BE DIRECTIONATERS BUT WE DON'T HAVE TO BE RUDE TO THEM LIKE SOME PEOPLE HAVE BEEN IN THESE COMMENTS
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directionerrr
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1 decade ago
lol how do you guys even know she was referring to Americans being fat? She could've picked anywhere.. The joke part might've been she was going to extreme lengths to throw something at the girl
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kawaiineko
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1 decade ago
lmao lewis horan?
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LoveMyTaco
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1 decade ago
Lol at all the people that dont get the joke. AND HEY IM FROM AMERICA! lol jk there are tons of fat people here. :P
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chaoticpandas
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1 decade ago
Spelling their names wrong is the joke guys, its ment to be like that..
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VasHappenin1D
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1 decade ago
lmfao i am laughing so hard at her comment. how bout you get your facts right? vv
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Witty_stories19
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1 decade ago
@ Ashwe110 is Louis* ...lol
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Ashwe110
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1 decade ago
its niall horan and louie tomlinson..if you are gonna make fun of them..at least do you research...geez...haterz -.-
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pianoxloverxcello · 1 decade ago
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I got just a bit offended with the American part, but still, this is some funny . :D