mom:
Who's your favorite member of that boy band you like?
me:
One Direction.
mom:
Yeah...
me: Well,
I love them all, but I'm marrying Niall.
mom:
Oh, really? Okay.
me:
... Mom, we're already planning it.
mom: Okay...
sure, in your head.
me:
Don't ever talk to me again.
True Story♥