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Seeing a hot guy: Friends: Go say hi, get his number? Best Friends:

1354 faves · 13 comments · May 12, 2012 5:10pm

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ImNeverGivingUp · 1 decade ago
I literally fell on the ground laughing.

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livinglife12344321 · 1 decade ago
ZACH DELUCA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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bryella · 1 decade ago
OMG
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jasmine * · 1 decade ago
Omg..I LOVE THIS!..exactly what I would say.. :O
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TeamDamon · 1 decade ago
omfg this is amazing
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n_kitty · 1 decade ago
yesss 1000 faver. x)
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RachelNorton · 1 decade ago
OMG this is sssooooo what me and "sister" would do! >.<
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xxkeepthebitchescomingxx · 1 decade ago
i did this to my best friend the other day :) only i screamed, "HEY, MY FRIEND SAYS SHE WANTS TO GET IN YOUR PANTS."
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thelovelydead · 1 decade ago
omg why is this so true?
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fun_beauty16 · 1 decade ago
check out my quotes yooo

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TheGirlWhoDared · 1 decade ago
My BFF did that to me on Monday, she yelled it at one of my guy friends. She forgot that I have a BF.
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smilexlaughxlove · 1 decade ago
lol, soooo funny :P
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briannanicole1107 · 1 decade ago
Hahahahahaha!!! I love this!
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