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mom: Sweetie, you're so gorgeous, I bet all the boys look at you
me: Yeah they look at me and go, "What the hell just escaped from the zoo?"
mom: *gasp* why would you say that? It's like that song "You're beautiful but don't know it" by New Direction
me: GOD DAMMIT MOM IT'S ONE DIRECTION

True story.

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