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When I wake up in the middle of the night...
Me: uuuuuggggggghhhhhh...
Me: I guess I'll go back to bed now...
Bladder: No! The whole reason you got up is to pee!
Me: *goes to the bathroom
Me: now i can sleep
Stomach: no wait! iiiiiiimmmmsssssoooooohhhuuunnngggrrryyyy
Me: *eats some food
Me: now i'll sleep
Throat: sooooo thirsty!
Me: ugh ok 1 last trip
Throat: yaaaaay
Me: *gets a drink
Me: NOW i'm going to-
Homework: WAit! You forgot me! You need to-
Me: WAIT A MOTHER F***IN SECOND! I GOT UP TO PEE, EAT, AND DRINK. I WILL NOT STAND FOR HOMEWORK. NO MORE.
Homework: fine. but u ll hav to do me in the morning
Me: *already asleep
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When I wake up in the middle of the night... Me: uuuuuggggggghhhhhh...

14 faves · 1 comments · May 9, 2012 6:28pm

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