Welcome to the Psychiatric
Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1
repeatedly.
If you are codependent, please ask someone to
press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please
press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you
are and what you want.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully to
the little voice until it tells you which number to
press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't
matter which number you press. No one will
answer.
If you are delusional and hallucinate, please
be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is
alive and about to bite off your ear.
Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive,
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