of her hair, face, body or
clothes.. seriously don’t.
2. Overuse sarcasm.
It’s one thing to joke,
it’s another to speak sarcasm as a second
language.
3. Flirt with other girls.
It doesn’t make us want
you more, it just make us angry.
4. Cheat
Never in any way will you get
away with it.
5. Make promises they can’t keep.
If you can’t follow
through, don’t say it.
6. Say “I love you” when they don't mean
it.
If the girl you
“loved” gained 300 pounds would you still love her?
That’s what i thought.
7. Lie.
You will get caught.
Don’t ever under any circumstances try to keep a lie going
with a girl. It will not work.
8. Deny things that are true.
If a girl confronts you
about something she knows the truth. Denying it makes her more
angry. Grow some balls and own up to it.
9. Pressure her.
If she wants to do
something with you, she will.
10. Talk about other
girls.
Don’t say they’re
hot, pretty, or even nice. We don’t want to hear
it.
11. Talk to her about their exes.
if you’re saying
nice stuff, we’ll assume you still like them, if you say
stuff, we’ll assume you’ll do the same about
us.
12. Say stuff behind her back.
No matter how much you
try to keep it a secret, she will hear about it.
13. Be a dick to her in front of your friends.
They might think it’s
funny, but she will definitely not.
14. Try to make it look like something was her fault
to get yourself out of
trouble. It will make things much, much worse.
15. Ask why she’s mad at you.
Say you were wrong and
apologize. Do not say you didn’t do anything wrong. If
she’s mad, you obviously did something.
16. Joke about wanting to break up.
It wont be taken
as a joke, and you’ll be single before you can tell her you
were kidding.
17. Tell her she’s overreacting.
If you thought she was
mad before, prepare to meet the she-beast from hell.
18. Go to parties or hang out with other girls without your
girlfriend.
No matter how much she trusts
you, she will be worried.
19. Make excuses.
If you screwed up,
don’t try to get out of it.
20. Talk to her when you’re mad.
You will screw something up and end up regretting it
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