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My thoughts during school
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: f*ck this.. imma be s stripper
me: ewww don't cough all over me, kid
me: i didn't raise my hand, so please don't call on me
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my shirt

me: omg what is One Direction walked in

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My thoughts during school me: why me: i wonder when my teacher

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