♥Ireland
HOME SWEET HOME......... The only place where........ • When
you were young, you went to bed when Glenroe was over, • If
you die from alcohol poisoning, you're considered a
lightweight, • 'f*ck off' means 'Are you
serious?', ... ... • The person that you insult most is
probably your best friend, • Saying 'I will yea'
means that you definitely won't, • "f*ck it, its
grand' means that you ......couldn't be bother finish it
properly, • 'Hes fond of a drink' means he suffers
from severe life-threatening alcoholism, • Saying you're
going for a drink means you might not be seen again for 3 days,
• Crisps are called 'Taytos' and fizzy drinks are
called 'minerals', • 'For the craic' is the
best reason for doing anything, • The best cure for a
hangover is more drink, • Nobody can go a day without saying
'Jaysus', • 'Meeting' has a double meaning,
• Tea is the solution to every problem, • And water is
the solution to every GAA injury, • "I got stuck behind
a tractor' is a perfectly valid reason for being late, •
We eat Tayto sambos for lunch, and ham sandwiches on the way to
Croke Park, • You can insert the name of a gardening tool
into any sentence and it still makes sense, e.g. 'I had a
rake of drink last night' or "I'll be out in a
minute, I'm just shoveling down the dinner', • GAA
is considered religion, • Its perfectly acceptable to call
your mother 'mammy' even though you are a fully grown
adult, • Saying 'Now we're sucking diesel' means
that you are happy with the outcome of the situation, •
Drinking 'tae' is everyone's favourite past time,
• You're scared of the wooden spoon, • The word
'like' goes in every sentence, • You can say
"Any craic' to a garda and you won't get arrested,
• 'The dogs' bollocks' means something
brilliant.
(nmq)
7 faves · 3 comments · Apr 5, 2012 4:32pm
standbymex
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1 decade ago
no im from wexford
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pixiegirlxxx
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1 decade ago
R u a dub
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sarahnorman · 1 decade ago
i didnt read the whole thing so if u said this too bad: NIALL HORAN WAS BORN THERE!!!!! ♥ONE DIRECTION
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