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NCIS #97

Tony: Women want men to lie to them.

Ziva: Not true.

Tony: [In feminine voice] "Honey, does my butt look big in these pants to you?" [In masculine voice] "Actually, yes, sweetheart. Your butt looks as big as Alabama. Didn't want to say anything, but you got the 'Bama butt going on."

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NMF/NMQ

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