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Thoughts I Thought Today...

Wakes Up: Stupid alarm clock.
Walks out of room: Daaarn! Turn off that freaking air conditioner!!
My nose is really stuffy...
I wonder if Nick is showing Spongebob..
I wish I had a friend like Patrick, all stupid. haha.
I. Can't. Get Off. This. Couch.
Wooaaah.. I really needa work out more often..
Hey! It's raining outside!
 Tries to unlock the door: How can this be so friggin' complicated?
Stops for a moment
Haha, that's what she said. 
Lets see how fast I can run to the store..
Sees a person jogging: Darn, lady, you really need a bra.
Hold up.
Thats a man..
That man needed to jog.
 Grocery Store, I'm Here!
Peace Tea or Monster....
Hmmmm..................................

Ennie Meanie Minnie Moe, 
Catch A Tiger By The Toe.
If I Don't Know What To Choose,
I Will Probably Choose YOU!

Cool. Monster.
Leaves store: That cashier lady really needs to lay off the makeup.
I wonder how I'd look if I looked like that Snooki-WannaBe....
Goes on youtube
Types in search bar: How to look like snooki
Clicks video

2 minuetes later.
This video is taking a long time to load...
Hums to Ridin' Dirty:

You see me loading,
You  waitn', 
Taking forever....
When is this gonna freakin' end?
VIDEOS READY!!

2 hours later

Trying to un-tease hair: Owwwww...
Well.
That was fun.

Hey, didn't they say the world was gonna end today?
If I'm gonna die..
I'm probably doin' it the Britney Spears way..

KEEP ON DANCINNNNNNNN
TILL THE WORLD ENDS
WORLD ENDS
WORLD ENDDDDDD-D-D-SSSS

Oh yeah! Gettin' My groove on!!!!!

Knock. Knock.

WHATTT!?!?!????!!

How dare you tell me to turn down my jam BRO?
NO! Don't tell Mom!!
Turnin' it off...

I'm really hungry now..
 
HEY LET"S GET ON WITTY!!!


and here i am..






Nmf  
100% my quote

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