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Friend: my stomach hurtsssss.
Other friend: if I punch it will it feel better?
Friend: If I punch your face will it make it prettier?
Other friend: still prettier than yours.
Random kid: oohhh snap.

         True story.

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Friend: my stomach hurtsssss. Other friend: if I punch it will

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