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This one time, it was raining cats and dogs, so I got one and put it in a bag. Then I let the cat out of the bag. But the cat got my tounge, and it hurt so much that I killed it. But it had nine lives so I killed it seven more times. Then curiosity killed the cat once and for all. And when the cat was away, the mice played.
 

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This one time, it was raining cats and dogs, so I got one and

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