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 Me and my friend gustavo were on a chairlift and Jack on the lift behind us.

Gustavo: So you put this special lotion on the trunk..
Me: Hmmmmmm.........
Jack:  JORDAN!!!!!
Gustavo: And then you-
Jack:  JORDAN!!!!!!
Me: Continue
Gustavo: So you put the-
Jack: JORDAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gurstavo: SHUT UP JACK!!!!!! IM TRYING TO TEACH JORDAN HOW TO MAKE BABY TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jack:...........
Me:..........:/....

 

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Me and my friend gustavo were on a chairlift and Jack on the

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