There was once a nun who needed a ride home from the church one day. She called a cab and it soon came. She got in the cab and the driver wouldn't stop staring at her. She said, "Excuse me sir...is there a problem??" And he replied, "No...uh..well.....its kind of embarassing..." And the nun said, "Im a nun... I have probably heard much worse." So the guy said, "Well... I have always had this fantasy of kissing a nun." And she said, "Well ok.... but you have to be catholic and you have to be single." The guy told her that he was. So they stopped the car and the nun climbed into the front seat and gave the driver a long sweet kiss. The driver then began to cry. The nun asked, "What's wrong? Am I a bad kisser or something?" And the driver said, "I have sinned! I am Jewish and married. Oh, dear lord...im sorry." And the nun said, "Its okay. My name is Jimmy and I'm going to a Halloween party."

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