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Hot Guy: Hey, can I borrow a pencil?

 

Me: YES I'LL MARRY YOU!
 
 
Hot Guy: . . . . . . . Sooo. . . about that pencil. . .

 

 
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Hot Guy: Hey, can I borrow a pencil? Me: YES I'LL MARRY YOU!

6 faves · Feb 25, 2012 12:13am