In case
you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to
stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer
goods:
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do
not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the
only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos -- You
could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside.
(the shoplifter
special)?
On a bar of Dial soap --
"Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be
how???....)
On some Swanson frozen
dinners -- "Serving suggestion:
Defrost."
(but, it's
"just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu
dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside
down."
(well...duh, a bit late,
huh)!
On Marks & Spencer
Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after
heating."
(...and you
thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowena
iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save
me more time)?
On Boot's Children
Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery
after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to
reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get
those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those
forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid --
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this
because???....)
On most brands of Christmas
lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use
only."
(as opposed
to...what)?
On a Japanese food
processor -- "Not to be used for the other
use."
(now, somebody out there,
help me on this. I'm a bit curious)
On Sainsbury's peanuts
-- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news
flash)
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed
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Feb 13, 2012 1:37pm
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whitesunshine · 1 decade ago
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thanks