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 Make your own sentence.

Step one, choose the month you were born.

January- I hate
February- I ran naked with
March- I need
April- I shot
May- I fell in love with
June- I kissed
July- I pooped on
August- I slept with
September- I killed
October- I went out with
November- I shaved
December- I left the country with

Step two, choose the day you were born.

1: a monkey
2: a hooker
3: vacuum cleaner
4: your mom
5: Barney the dinosaur
6: your ex
7: Santa Claus
8: a dog
9: your dad
10: a condom
11: a bowl of cereal
12: Channing Tatum
13: Justin Bieber
14: a horse
15: an old man
16: a drug dealer
17: a clown
18: your grandma
19: a bag of maggots
20: Michael Jackson
21: a drunk Mexican
22: a rotten egg
23: a piece of crap
24: Taylor Lautner
25: Lil Wayne
26: a creepy doll
27: George Bush
28: a hobo
29: Shane Dawson
30: old socks
31: no one

Last step. Choose the color of the shirt your wearing right now.

White- because thats who i am.
Black- because im sexy.
Pink- because my friends told me too.
Red- because i was in the mood.
Blue- because i hate my life.
Yellow- because im awesome.
Gray- because i smell bad.
Green- because i love to.
Orange- because im beautiful.
Brown- because its fun
Purple- because thats how i roll..
No shirt- because i have perfect abs.
Other- because im single.

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Make your own sentence. Step one, choose the month you were born.

1 faves · 8 comments · Feb 10, 2012 5:08pm

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xociarraxo · 1 decade ago
i killed your mom because im sexy
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brittany_stancavage · 1 decade ago
I kissed a dog because im sexy!
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Shana* · 1 decade ago
i kissed lil wayne beacuase i hate my life
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hellokitty123 · 1 decade ago
i pooped on a drunk mexian because thats who i am,
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JessieUnicorn · 1 decade ago
I slept with Channing Tatum because my friends told me to.
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xstaybeautiful · 1 decade ago
i left the country with Justin Bieber because I'm sexy.
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imsexyandiknowit690 · 1 decade ago
i ran naked with a hooker because i smell bad. -_-
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FranFewster98 · 1 decade ago
I hate Justin Bieber because I'm sexy - LOL ;) xxxxx
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