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THINGS TO WONDER WHY...

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn’t usually wear any pants?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn’t it be leaving a dump?

Why are they called goose bumps? Do geese get people bumps?

Why is it that cargo is transported by ship while a shipment is transported by car?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

Why do people say, "you’ve been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?

Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you’re standing in the doorway? In case of
an emergency, wouldn’t you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?

Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn’t be more fun to
eat a big one?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it’s only a "penny for your
thoughts"? Where’s that extra penny going too ?

Why is it when we duck they call us chicken?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?

Why is it called ’after dark’, when it is really after light?
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