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When you are b o r n , you will share your birthday with 17 million people.

During your years of school, you will have

17 true friends.

By, the time you are 40, that number will have dropped down to 2.

You will grow
950 km of hair.

You will laugh an average of
18 times a day.

You will walk the equivalent of 3 times the circumference of the earth.

You will eat 30 tons of food.

You will drink 9000 cups of coffee.
 

You will have one oppurtunity in 10 of getting electrocuted.

On average, you will spend 10 years at work.

20 years sleeping.

3 years
sitting on the toilet.

7 months waiting in traffic.

2 months
waiting on hold on your phone.

12 years watching TV.

and
19 days looking for the remote.

This leaves you with one-fifth of your life to actually live...

So what are you waitng for?
 

 

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When you are b o r n , you will share your birthday with 17 million

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