There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine
and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench
his thirst. She
opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a little,
pushed a Diet Coke selection, and out came a Diet Coke which she
placed on a counter by the
machine. Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a
dollar and inserted it in the machine. Studying the machine
carefully, she pushed the button for
Coke Classic and out came a Coke Classic and 50 cents change. She
immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the machine, studied it
for a moment and pushed
the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mountain Dew. As she was
reaching into her purse again, the business man who had been
waiting patiently for several
minutes now spoke up. "Excuse me Ms. but are you done yet?" She
looked at him and indignantly replied: "Well Duhhh! I'm still
winning!"
not mine .. thought it was funny
lol
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