Witty Profiles
Clevorbot
Clevorbot: Are you a robot?
Me:
No.
Clevorbot: Are you sure?
Me: Positive.
Clevorbot: What if you don't exist?
Me:
Then I'm a
dream.
Clevorbot: That's right, very good. You get a cookie
and a crayon.
Me: Can I have just the cookie?
Clevorbot:
Yes. Here it is.
Me: Ew, it
tastes horrible!
Clevorbot: What
tastes good?
Me: Your mom.
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