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I want the perfect boyfriend;
who trips me, then catches me
who punches me in the ovaries, and as i fall to the ground
kicks dirt in my face <3
i want a boyfriend who
kisses me in a outhouse
then runs out and pushes it over <3
most of all,
i want a boyfriend
who tells me how ugly i am everyday
and then throws a beer bottle at my face ... <3
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I want the perfect boyfriend; who trips me, then catches me who

2 faves · 3 comments · Dec 10, 2011 1:10am

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SkyBubbles · 1 decade ago
that sounds completley awefull, if i was dating that boy, i would be the one throwing pushing and kicking (: haha
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clueless1212 · 1 decade ago
this perfect boyfriend sounds like a haha
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RachelLoves143 · 1 decade ago
really? O.o hmm ok. lol sounds painful :o haha
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