"There are some really
horrible popular girls in my class, and they really annoyed me;
they always ask me for candy. One day, I brought Bertie
Bott’s jelly beans, which have soap, grass, dirt, earthworm,
and vomit flavours. I gave one of them to each girl, while I ate a
blueberry one. They started gagging like mad and I told them,
“I don’t know why you're all gagging. Mine tastes
fine.” That was the best day of my
life."
"There are some really horrible popular girls in my class,
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Dec 5, 2011 2:43pm