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ON THE PHONE WITH HIM;

"Babe! It's like 5 p.m. and it's already dark as crap!"

"Go stand outside. I promise you that if you do, it'll get 10 times brighter."

"How so?"

"You're the brightest thing this world has ever seen.. Why do you think I always look at you?"

"Awwh; why is that, love?"

"Because you're so bright, you've blinded me from seeing anything else" <3

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