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things to do to annoy people.

1. name your dog, "dog"
2. holler random numbers while somone is counting
3. begin all your sentences with " ou la la "
4.  speak only in a robot voice.
5. wear your pants backwards.
6. ask people what gender they are.
7.ask the waiter for an extra seat for your imaginary friend.
8.sing along to the opera
9. mow your lawn with scissors
10. wave like a seal to everyone you see.



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