Him:
do u like kittens?
me:hellz yeah
him: so if i was a kitten would u like me?
me: no?you would a creepy kitten who eats people, i like u
anyways <3
him: awww i feel the same way, if you were a kitten i would
kick u out a window.....
Me: ummm k? but do u like me anyways?
him: g2g
: /