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Friends:
Save the last pizza slice for you;ring the bell before entering your home; Asks permission to take something from the fridge; i would get you out of jail; Borrow some stuff a couple of days later and get them back; Takes away the drink when they see that your drunk...
Best Freinds,
Eat the last pizza slice in your face and laughs at you; Enters your home uninvited; Guess whos fault it is that the fridge is empty...; Would be next to you saying: this night was legen, wait for it, dary; Loses your stuff and tells you: i dont know where i left it; goes to you and invites you to take another shot ;)
 

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Friends: Save the last pizza slice for you;ring the bell before

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