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Someone: *Calling 911*
Police:  "Hello?"
Someone: Please Help me! My Fish is drownding!
Police: "Ummm, is this some sort of prank call?"
Someone: No Seriously!!! Help my fish!
Police *Hung up*


Next day... At a funeral for that someone's pet dog named fish
 

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Someone: *Calling 911* Police: "Hello?" Someone: Please

4 faves · Nov 26, 2011 9:35pm

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