My Ex.
Good Morning Beautiful :)
Excuse me? Check who you're texting.
I'm texting the most gorgeous girl
in the world
Look, I'm really sorry about the breakup. I've come to
realize that you grew apart of me the 1.5 years that we
dated. Take me back? I can't live without
you.
... We dated for 4 weeks and you broke up with me
yesterday.
Wrong ex a**hole.
What happens when you have too many
exes.