A blonde is down on her luck so she decides to kidnap a kid for some extra cash. So she goes to the playground grabs a kid and says "I've kidnapped you!" and starts to write the following note ..
"I've kidnapped your kid! Put $10,000 in a bag and put it under the maple tree in the park by noon or else! Signed, a blonde."
and than she pinned the note to the kid and sent him home.

The next day she checks under the maple tree and sure enough a bag with $10,00 was there with a note that said ..
"How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"

`*-» aLysOn