Yo whre u aaat
gurl? sooo freakin hammered. come 2 briatneys. we gun get a
whiite guurl wastedd.
Hi there, Random Intoxicated Person.
While I would love to abandon my sobriety in the manner of a
Caucasian female, as you so eloquently
suggested, I am unable to do so. I have a
woefully boring engagement known to many as a 'job', that
starts promptly at 8 tomorrow, therefore I must decline
your
invitation. Nevertheless, I wish you all
the best. Please extend my sincerest regards to
'Briatney'.
da fk?
lol ru drunk already?
Alright...Lets try this again. OMG GUUURL, U GOT DA WRONG
NUMBER KAAAAY?
nmf/smartphOWNED.
