Things i do when the internet is down
1. cry in the mirror
2. yell at your internet provider
3. nerveusly pace back and forth
4. repeatedly click refresh
5. complain to your local congressman
6.  paint your feelings
7. stagger outside become confused and disoriented by "real world"
8.  ask god "why me!"
9. stay calm by assuming fetal pasition and humming quietly
10. fill that nagging pit of dispare in your stomach with donuts