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So put down that beer

and throw away your cigarette. You're doing things that you'll soon regret.
Drinking. Smoking. Getting high. Do you enjoy making your parents cry?
These things may seem like ways to be cool, but in the end, there's no one to fool.
In your grave, soon you will be, if you don't take the time to [listen to me.]
These things can kill, don't you understand? I'm here to give you a lending hand.
I want to help you, to show you what's right. You're not alone in the awful fight.
So listen to me, and soon you'll see. There's other ways to be h a p p y .
You'll be ok, I promise you will. Just stop taking those god-damn pills.
It might be a struggle, but in the end you'll see. It was worth listening to me.
This is your l i f e , and you've only got one chance. So do things right.
L I V E A B O V E T H E
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